175 Days In (To Pee, or Not To Pee)

This was The Dad's Facebook status update yesterday:

I sit down with a fresh cup of hot coffee and inevitably, my son poops. Bad. Up his back, soils his clothes, soils the changing table cover, and the back-up cover underneath. While attempting to contain what can only be described as a HAZMAT, he pees on me. I come back to my now tepid, not so fresh coffee, and he's the one crying. 

Not a great start to the day.  But it brought a lot of sympathetic chuckles. 


Then tonight as we were getting him ready for bed, juuuust after I put the freshly washed changing table cover back on (we are talking mere moments), he peed on it again. *sigh*